so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
you know the drill by now
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.
brilliant. and sometimes the ugliest produce tastes better.
and looks cooler
So why don’t we do this here in the US of A? Or give misshapen food to shelters? Something?
On a more serious note, the misshapen fruits should NOT go to shelters, as most poor people are not educated well enough to realize that the shape doesn’t matter. And thus wouldn’t eat them. Especially considering the level of quality the foods that are distributed through food banks. ((Trust me, most of it is disgusting.))
If the misshapen fruits were sold in stores, the ones that look like people are told to expect could go to shelters and I can almost guarantee the people receiving them would actually eat them.
Uh, what? Dude no, I have lived off of food bank shit for months, and know several other people who have (and still do) as well. We aren’t a box of rocks, we are people and damn bloody well smart enough to tell the difference between “looks a little quirky” and “rotten as fuck.” Yeah you got to be careful and sort things every time you get it, but I’m reasonably certain I’m not going to mistake mold for an extra branch on a carrot. :l
Poor people: not actually stupid, superstitious peasants.
yeah hi regular food shelf customer here, the majority of summer produce in my region (upper midwest) comes from people’s backyard gardens and the local rescue program for unpretty/slightly too old veggies and you will never find someone more skilled in turning frankencarrots into babyfood than a poor mother of six.
you don’t have to be educated to cook, what the christ, growing up in poverty is vastly more likely to make you a ninja master at turning trash into calories.
if you want to talk “survival skills of a newborn kitten” you need to go get a first-year liberal arts college student who’s never made their own bed and hand that brosis a kitchen knife, a bulb of garlic, and a bag of rice and watch the tears fall.
Sorryyyyy!! Still not dead, just playing a lot of Lego The Hobbit!! What? I can’t just leave it there all alone!
WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!
Everyone else can go home
best cosplay of all time
I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.
warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash
can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi
For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.
And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.
The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself
And sometimes it looks like he fell off …
ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR
cherish him forever
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA
holy heck this is brilliant!
the science is strong in this one